I just realized
some hipster-type blogs are following me
but my blog’s nothing but fandom
and they’re liking but not reblogging my fandom posts
it’s okay, hipsters
your secret’s safe
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
"People assume she’s fated for victory, when she’s really taken fate into her own hands."
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”