Because I think I’m a hilarious little shit…
When there’s trouble you know who to call
My post is back on my dash. Full circle. I feel like I’ve made it.
there is no comfortable sleeping position
there is only toss and turn until you’re too tired to move anymore
that is actually a perfect description
"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
"I know you.”
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it